Today I ventured out into the nuclear furnace without radioactive protection.  I think I survived fairly well, but while I was out I saw a very unusual site.  A man was on a riding lawnmower bundled up in what looked like a fleece sweater or coat.  The hood of it was covering his capped head, plus he had a pair of thick gloves on his hands.  I don’t see how anyone could survive for more than a couple minutes in that getup.  Perhaps he had some kind of space-age cooling system underneath all that insulation.